my nigerian scam.

So lately I was contacted by one of those scammers. You know, the one where they inform you that they are in exile, and wish for you to enter into a 'business venture' with them, and false promises of rich profits.

Naturally, as most are apt to do after receiving such emails,

I decided to reply them.

This continued for abit, then I got busier, so I decided to explain the best way I can that I was not interested.

Here's our conversations:

I am Mr Keni Kabari from Monrovia, a Politician, ex-deputy Director natural

resources .

I pray you consider this mail because i have in mind to invest

with a responsible personality like you, my believe made me to

write this mail to you, so please treat it with the respect i accorded

to you, i am aware that a lot of negative things goes on in the

internet, but is a modern way of communication, we cannot avoid it

The present government can not see eye to eye with me

because of my opposition stand so it becomes difficult to invest in my country.

My main reason of this mail is to know if you can put some amount of

money i have outside the country in a profitable venture in your

country or any country of your choice.

Please this is personal, i expect your response.then phone number to call you.

My regards,

Mr Keni Kabari

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(I replied something to the extent of I was interested here, but I think I might have deleted it already...)

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>>> Keni Kabari 28/10/2009 10:12 AM >>>

Dear sir, Thanks for the reply but please do send your direct phone number to discuss more about this project. Regards, Keni Kabari *** Hi Keni, Thank you for your response. I understand that you would prefer the confidentiality of a phone call in regards to your circumstance, however, please understand that from my side I would also prefer to keep the privacy of my details until I can have a better understanding of your proposal. Confidentiality can be assured of this. Thank you for your understanding in this matter. E.

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Dear Cheong,

Thanks so much for the reply ,i hope this will be the gateway to a life time business relationship , and please let there be
trust because if there is no trust there will be no good relationship both in business and in private life, so let trust be our watchword.

Kabari is my name a politician and former natural resources deputy director in Monrovia, i am now in self exile because the present government in my country can not see eye to eye with me because of my opposition stand ,and presently my condition of health is not the best due to liver problem,
so after due consultation with my lawyer, barrister James Dankwa
whom i have instructed to conclude this project with you, he accepted, so please do contact him on his e-mail below, for details of the transaction.

Name: Barrister James Dankwa.

E-mail: justicechambers44@yahoo.co.uk

Please do send mail to me after contacting him.

Regards,
Keni Kabari

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>>> Keni Kabari 30/10/2009 6:44 PM >>>

Dear sir, I have not heard from you please let me know your position about this project. Regards, Keni Kabari *** Hi Keni, Apologies for the late reply. I have been away on a business trip in Macau. I tried to call your lawyer, Mr Dankwa, but there was no response with the number. I will try to call him again tonight at GMT 8.00pm. Hopefully we will be able to communicate from there. My sympathies to your current situation. Hope you get well soon. E. *** >>> Keni Kabari 3/11/2009 5:47 PM >>> Dear sir, Thank you so much for the concern about my health by the Grace of God i will be well soon. I have sent your contact again to James Dankwa to write you , then we commence. Regards, Keni Kabari *** >>> Justice Chambers 3/11/2009 7:34 PM >>> ATTN: EDDIE CHEONG I AM BARRISTER JAMES DANKWA AND LAWYER TO MR. KENI KABARI. I HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED BY MR. KABARI TO CONCLUDING THIS PROJECT WITH FOLLOWING HIS HEALTH PROBLEMS. I AM READY TO MOVE WITH YOU ON THE INVESTMENTS. 1) WHAT ARE YOUR INVESTMENT PLANS? 2) OCCUPATION 3) YOUR DIRECT MOBILE NUMBER 4) NATIONALITY WAITING FOR YOUR RESPONSE BARRISTER JAMES DANKWA JUSTICE CHAMBERS ACCRA GHANA +233 240 65 35 53 (can you say, photoshop?) *** Hi Keni, It is with much regret that after much discussion with my wife, I will not be undertaking this business venture with you. She feels strongly about the possible risks involved as she is a cautious person, and does not wish for myself to be involved as our finances are shared. I hope you can understand my situation. I wish you all the best with your venture. E. ***

I'll update this if he actually bothers to reply. . Arigato .