ay-unnn ssheff!

What Really Goes On Behind Iron Chef:

Iron Chef Chinese: "Geez. You know, I don't think we're paid enough for this."
Iron Chef Japanese: "Yeah man, precisely. I can't stand the costumes. We look like dorks."
Iron Chef French: "Hey, at least you guys get to look cool. I have to hold a pear. A PEAR!"
Iron Chef Chinese: "Oh man, I sure hope I don't get picked tonight. I've got a bad cold. Mucus and all."
Iron Chef Japanese: "Hey, are we supposed to win again today? I can't remember the schedule."
Iron Chef French: "I'm pretty confidant today. No one's gonna pick French. You know why? 'Cause it's flaky and gay."

(Host: "I now summon the IRON CHEFS!")

Iron Chef Chinese: "Sheesh."
Iron Chef Japanese: "You think he's summoning the Power Rangers or something."
Iron Chef French: "You know, I wonder if he realizes how gay he looks in that."

(Host: "It has been decided! The challenger picks Iron Chef CHINESE!")

Iron Chef Chinese: "Oh crud."
Iron Chef Japanese: "See you later, loser..."
Iron Chef French: "I knew it! Woohoo! Beer O' Clock!"


. Arigato .