b is for blonde.

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the waitress, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

"The waitress is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt and im blonde. The girl sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and is a blonde female rugby player. The woman to your right is a blonde, 6'5" pushing 300 and is a female wrestler. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy thinks for awhile.

"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."


. Arigato .